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avatar bowen7477 12 hr.ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Eat map.

Eat map who? Ewww, gross!

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2. What crime was wife of u/ivm83 charged with by police, after finally hitting him with the salt shaker 🧂and also throwing a car battery 🔋on his foot?

She was charged with an assault and a battery.

3. yo mama so fat

she ordered a fur coat an animal went extinct

4. What did I say to my wife when she threatened to hit me with a salt shaker?

I wouldn’t do that honey. That’s a salt.

5. What is the hardest part of playing music underwater?

Trying to tuna fish.

6. Every morning, I tell my family that I'm going jogging and then I don't go.

It's a running joke.

7. Why you shouldn't tell pun jokes to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things literally...

8. Why cows look at stars?

They noticed the Milky Way. 🤠🐮🐄❣️

9. Why do monsters masturbate in the wilderness

Because people never see it coming.

10. What's the main use for leather in the world?

Holding cows together

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